Burn Your House Down, With Lemons

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kurosu:

phantomdoodler:

Why do you assume I wouldn’t eat twenty-two packs of sugar?

yeah really

this is like those anti-music piracy ads that are like “YOU WOULDN’T STEAL A CAR…”

well shit maybe i would

you don’t know me

The first comment. 

even before seeing the comments

i thought

im pretty sure i would eat 22 packs of sugar thank you

i would eat 22 packs of sugar and then steal a car

I’m going to eat 22 packets of sugar, steal a car, and kidnap the Declaration of Independence. 

^^^^^^^^

When I was little, I’d wait till my mom wasn’t looking and then start eating sugar right out of the container with a spoon. Then I stole her car.

I would eat 22 packets of sugar, steal a car, kidnap the Declaration of Independence, then lock Hitler in a cupboard.

Aw man, I do shit like this everyday

(via silvertongue-turned-to-lead)